Tuesday, December 20, 2011

(Koala) Bear With Me

And so, much like a screaming child entering the world, I have joined the world of blogging.  Do I belong here? I'm not yet convinced. But for those daring to enter the maze that is my mind, read on.  Do not say however that it was without fair warning because I will clearly list for you what to expect (or not to expect):
1. Don't expect peRfectoin.  It will not ever have a place in my life, and therefore will not be tolerated on this blog.  if you are perfect, go away.
2. Next, you can expect to never find a pattern to my blog.  I plan to simply write away whatever blips occupy my mind.  There will be random facts, deeply emotional and/or spiritual moments, stories from my college experience and much more.  The variety you will find here can only be matched by perhaps the circus.
3.Do NOT expect frequent or exceptionally creative posts. I am a Biochemistry and Biology double major (with an English minor). I barely do my homework, so attempting to keep up with this blog may not always be my first priority.  But who knows, this will likely become a source of procrastination for me.  Little known fact: Perfectionists are notorious for procrastination.
4. If you are still reading at this point, I guess I can assume you might return to my blog in the future.  If so, expect to read about motherhood, mommy blogs, children, birth, and anything associated with the previous.  I'm here because of the mommy blogs; they are my vice.  I aspire to be as cool as they are one day.  If only...
5. Do expect cats. I can't help but to love them (almost as much as babies). They are moody, somewhat squishy, and good at sleeping. Our common ground is what will establish their presence on my blog.  I can only try to promise to not let this turn into a cat lady forum.
6.  Variation is a given.  Some nights I will try to impress you with my big English minor vocabulary and sentence structure, while other nights I will simply shake my fist, yell "suck it!" and proceed with the writing skills of a 6 year old.  I just don't care enough to look like I have it all fancy and together. Bear with me folks.
You think it's scary reading this? Try being in my head. Yeah, no bueno.
If you have made it through all that crapola above, bless your soul. I promise to be more engaging in the future.  And though this whole expedition may seem at times a little narcissistic, immature, or boring I am happy that you all with be here with me.  I wrestled for a while with whether or not I should blog anonymously, but ultimately I think it's best that I just be honest and forward.  This is me: real, exposed, and constantly changing. Welcome to my world, I am glad you are here.

Couldn't let you go without some randomless, so here you go:
My cat is angry tonight.
I have recently become a compulsive bagel stealer.
A Bible verse for the day: "Be joyful always; pray continuously; give thanks in all circumstances, for this is God's will for yo in Christ Jesus." 1 Thessalonians 5:28

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